May 2013
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k1mkardashian:
theniggaskaramazov:
theniggaskaramazov:
im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
bye
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
that-kid-from-london:
*autoplay on ur blog* [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
1 tag
terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
2 tags
1 tag
ostracizedpoodle:
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
Watchzooeyclairedeschanel:
riff raff is the only person using vine correctly
combee:
*LONELY WEREWOMAN SEEKS LOVE IN UNLIKELY PLACES*
babytitty:
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
why do y’all do this?
letsgowheretheloveis:
yall:
Hope all my Oklahoma followers are okay :(
Their family and friends too :(
2 tags
friskygrandma:
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
laughingstation:
people that have trouble gaining weight
poopflow:
rosaparking:
please dont send me videos of u jerking off unless ur rich and famous
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
