k1mkardashian: theniggaskaramazov: theniggaskaramazov: im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly? bye I’m crying again he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
that-kid-from-london: *autoplay on ur blog* [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
terns: mark your territory by crying on things
ostracizedpoodle: am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
zooeyclairedeschanel: riff raff is the only person using vine correctly
combee: *LONELY WEREWOMAN SEEKS LOVE IN UNLIKELY PLACES*
babytitty: brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister why do y’all do this?
letsgowheretheloveis: yall: Hope all my Oklahoma followers are okay :( Their family and friends too :(
friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
hitterlick: top 3 things about me fuckin raw super chill funky fresh rule breaker
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
laughingstation: people that have trouble gaining weight
poopflow: rosaparking: please dont send me videos of u jerking off unless ur rich and famous
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence